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SEINFELD
"The Chinese Restaurant"
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Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
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SEINFELD
"The Chinese Restuarant"
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CAST
JERRY
GEORGE
KRAMER
ELAINE
GUEST CAST
BRUCE
LORRAINE
"R. COHEN
PHONE GUY
WOMAN
MAN
JAMES HONG
JUDY KAIN
DAVID TRESS
MICHAEL MITZ
KATE BENTON
KENDALL MCCARTHY
JERRY SEINFELD
JASON ALEXANDER
MICHAEL RICHARDS
JULIA LOUIS-DREY]
AJF^H
SEINFELD
"Chinese Restaurant"
Sheeting Script
Dec 11 1990
ACT ONE
SCENE A
INT. CHINESE RESTAURANT - NIGHT
DINNERTIME, A CROWDED SUNDAY NIGHT. JERRY. GEORGE AND
ELAINE ENTER. WE SEE A PODIUM, WITH A SIGN NEXT TO 17,
"PLEASE WAIT TO BE SEATED." THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF
CONVERSATION. THEY APPROACH THE SIGN.
ELAINE
They just have to get more cops on
the force.
It's as simple as that.
GEORGE
Cops.
I don't even care about cops.
I wanna see garbagemen everywhere.
That's much more important.
wanna see are garbage trucks,
garbagemen and garbage cans.
never gonna step crime.
least be clean.
You're
All I
We should at
What they should do is combine the
two jobs.
garbageman.
/fl^^V
Make it one job, cop slash
SEINFELD
"Chinese Restaurant"
Shooting Scrict
Dec 11 1990"
JERRY (CONT'D)
I always see cops walking around with
nothing to dc.
sweeping.
Grab a broom.
Start
You sweep sweep sweep step
This
a crime, get back to sweeping.
way
they're always busy.
Some crimes
they'll
solve, some crimes they
won't, but they're always sweeping.
Constant sweeping.
ELAINE
You should run for mayor.
JERRY
Nobody listens.
ELAINE
Where is someone?
GEORGE
I think that's him over there.
THE HOST, BRUCE, APPEARS AT THE PODIUM.
SPEAKS WITH AN ACCENT, MID FORTIES.
ELAINE
Is there a table ready?
3RUCE
How many?
JERRY
(TO GEORGE)
Is she coming?
GEORGE
I have to call Tatiana and tell her
where we are.
HE'S CHINESE,
I'm starving.
SEINFELD
"Chinese Restaurant"
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Shooting Script
Dec 11 1990
2.
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JERRY
(TO ELAINE)
Tatiana. (TO GEORGE)
How's it going with her?
GEORGE
I'm very lucky that she's even
considering seeing me at all.
JERRY
Really?
okay.
GEORGE
They were... It's very complicated.
JERRY
What is it?
GEORGE INDICATES HE CAN'T TALK NOW.
JERRY (CONT'D)
Alright...
3RUCE LOOKS AT A LIST.
BRUCE
Be five, ten minutes.
GEORGE
What do you want to do?
ELAINE
:o some
hungry.
GEORGE
Want to go to that Thai place on 9th
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Avenue?
Four, Seinfeld.
I thought things were going
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