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ny fleabags
g Aussie for his
TURE mag!
HE internet was aflame the other
week with this photo of an anonymous
tourist being SWARMED by monkeys
SOMEWHERE in Asia.
Due to our impeccable journalistic
contacts, we’ve been able to ascertain that the
man at the centre of the SIMIAN CLUSTER-
FUCK is a PICTURE reader, identified only as
“Ron”, from Dapto, NSW.
Ron was mugged by the lovable, DISEASE-
RIDDEN critters while on holidays in India.
Here’s his REMAKABLE story:
“I stopped by the side of the sacred Ganges
River to have a quiet read of the latest copy of
THE PICTURE that I had my mum courier over
to me.
“I had just opened it to read the HILARIOUS
and INFORMATIVE articles when I noticed a
bunch of these monkeys staring at the cover.
“They started creeping closer, and when I
reached Home Girls they went berserk and
started jumping all over me. They were VERY
EXCITED and wouldn’t get off me, no matter
how hard I SPANKED THEM!
“I fell to the ground semi-conscious, and by
the time I recovered the monkeys were gone –
AND SO WAS MY PICTURE MAG!”
Which just proves what we’ve always said,
readers – THE PICTURE is the favourite mag of
PRIMATES all over the world!
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GET UP YA SOOK
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PIN-UP
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MADE IN OZ GIRL
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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
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CHEEKYCROSS
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AUSSIE SLANG
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Cover photo
Lipstick Syndication
LUCY
VIXEN
Could there be a link
between the size of
Pom Lucy Vixen’s G-cup
GOBSTOPPERS and her
favourite diet of chicken
nuggets? If so, we’re
gunna send out buckets
of ’em to all our girls!
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More tits than you can
poke your dick at
HENEVER we gaze at
a set of BIG TITS –
say, D-cup or larger
– we’re reminded of
what the Chinese
philosopher Confucious said after
his eighth vanilla slice: “If some is
GOOD, more is BETTER.”
At least we think it was him.
Anyway, it’s not that we don’t
appreciate small and medium size
boobies, ‘cos we do, it’s just that big
‘uns like those you’ll see on the
following pages will forever hold a
special place in our hearts. Yours
too, we’re guessing.
G
W
4
DD
DF
A
SOPHIE
READE
Sophie shot to fame by
winning the 2009 series
of
UK Big Brother,
we
r
reckon because her
growing norks – 30H
and counting – left no
room for anyone else in
the house! Onya, Soph!
ORE MONSTER
MAMS THIS WAY
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