Booty Call - 1997.txt

{1563}{1610}How you do it? Just throw like this?
{1635}{1671}Look like I won it.
{1673}{1731}Get your hands off my money. Please.
{1733}{1775}I ain't never gonna go broke.
{1793}{1829}Roll that shit again.
{1832}{1920}Brother, put your money in.|Can't win unless you play.
{1922}{1980}Throw it in there. There we go.
{1982}{2016}Am I right?
{2018}{2066}Oops. Slipped right out of my hands.
{2090}{2126}We got to go.
{2164}{2222}Seriously, his sister's|got some ill will.
{2224}{2294}This goes to a good cause.|Sorry I got to go.
{2296}{2371}To keep your shit,|you got to know when to quit.
{2373}{2404}Let's leave. Quickly.
{2406}{2474}Brothers, stay broke.|I mean, stay black.
{2475}{2546}Lucky you stopped me. I was about to|buy a condo in midtown.
{2548}{2590}- Lucky I stopped you?|- Hell, yeah.
{2592}{2712}I can tell Nikki, "We was late because|Bunz was on his knees playing dice."
{2714}{2786}Playing? I was the MVP.|Hear the roar of the crowd?
{2814}{2853}Don't want your cut?
{2854}{2903}I ain't saying that.
{2905}{2959}Get outta my shit,|know what I'm saying?
{2961}{3027}I don't need your tired ass!|Go back to your stank ho!
{3029}{3084}She called and|left her fucking number!
{3086}{3178}I caught your ass in the act!|Big nose, pop eyes, receding hairline.
{3179}{3243}Truth is, you can't win,|motherfucker!
{3245}{3375}Let me see you rise now, motherfucker!|No, I don't think so!
{3377}{3439}You ain't got to take that.|Jab back.
{3442}{3486}Hold up one motherfucking minute!
{3488}{3564}When I need Howard Cosell,|I will call Howard Cosell!
{3566}{3641}Take your fake-dredded ass,|pick up Mighty Mouse...
{3643}{3714}...and skippity-doo|your rank ass home!
{3716}{3784}Run, man!|Got a greyhound on your back!
{3786}{3866}That's why I don't like|relationships.
{3868}{3966}I strictly deal with booty calls.|3:00 a.m., no questions asked.
{3968}{4026}I don't want to do this blind date.
{4028}{4120}You go do your thing.|I'll go back and win me some money.
{4122}{4220}You can do what you want, Bunz.|But this girl is fine.
{4222}{4279}Miss Butterworth, fine.
{4281}{4317}It's up to you.
{4319}{4370}Miss Butterworth gives me gas.
{4373}{4466}Define "fine."|What does the girl look like?
{4467}{4539}I ain't sitting at the table|with no wildebeest.
{4541}{4619}I got a reputation.|You know what I'm saying?
{4621}{4702}What about that fruit bat|you left the party with?
{4703}{4747}I was gonna tell you about that.
{4749}{4815}That girl put something|in my drink, man.
{4817}{4867}I wouldn't go out like that.
{4869}{4909}The girl had a beard.
{4911}{4943}She did not.
{4945}{4979}Hair.
{4982}{5079}She did not have a beard.|She had a real thin goatee.
{5124}{5164}{y:i}If your girl ain't Chinese...
{5166}{5218}...why the hell she live in Chinatown?
{5220}{5338}Good neighborhood, nice apartment.|Her girlfriend lives across the hall.
{5340}{5424}The girlfriend is Chinese.|You thought I'd be upset.
{5426}{5496}I don't mind Rice Krispies|on my plate.
{5498}{5600}- She know how to pan fry this noodle.|- She's not Chinese.
{5602}{5644}Then what's going on?
{5646}{5728}Chinese or not, she could|snuggle up on these egg rolls.
{5730}{5798}You know what I'm saying?|They lower in fat.
{5801}{5874}That's why I never take you nowhere.
{5877}{5911}You take me everywhere.
{5913}{5961}{y:i}If I was a girl, we'd be dating.
{5987}{6038}Rushon's friend is cute, right?
{6040}{6086}He's cute enough.
{6088}{6149}No, no, no. You said he was cute.
{6151}{6213}I'm not asking you|to have his baby...
{6215}{6289}...just run a little|interference for me.
{6349}{6401}But he does have class though, right?
{6403}{6477}I do not mess with anyone|who does not have class.
{6478}{6574}Trust me. He is in a class|all by hisself.
{6660}{6714}What kind of name is "Lystie?"
{6716}{6753}It's short for Lysterine.
{6756}{6848}That's mouthwash. What's up|with these whack-ass names?
{6850}{6904}I went out with this girl|named Genoria.
{6906}{6988}She spelled it, "Gonorrhea."|I can't put that on a postcard.
{6990}{7036}It's Lysterine with a Y, not an I.
{7038}{7106}That makes all the difference|in the world.
{7108}{7177}The point is|you're doing this for me.
{7178}{7230}I've gone out with Nikki|for 7 weeks...
{7232}{7293}And you ain't hit that ass yet?
{7294}{7344}Hey, man, I like her.
{7378}{7446}Nikki, why are you taking so long?
{7449}{7486}I can't go out like this.
{7489}{7523}Like what?
{7525}{7578}My cleavage is hanging out.
{7580}{7622}Cleavage?
{7624}{7695}I don't want to send out|the wrong signal.
{7697}{7799}Anyone that's put up with you|for 7 weeks deserves some nay-nay.
{7814}{7845}Oh, really?
{7871}{7923}Why are you making Rushon|wait so long?
{7925}{8027}He seems like he's a good man.|He's got a career. He treats you nice.
{8029}{8069}I know.
{8071}{8135}I want to make sure|he's the right one.
{8137}{8201}Just don't leave me alone with him.
{8203}{8294}Then he's not the only one feeling|the seven week itch.
{8296}{8350}It is not even like that.
{8352}{8420}You better watch that smile, then.
{8422}{8476}Can we please go?
{8478}{8508}This is how I pick the situation:
{8509}{8538}This is how I pick the situation:
{8540}{8592}College got you too sensitive.
{8594}{8617}Sensitive?
{8618}{8666}You ain't got no player left in you.
{8668}{8761}I wouldn't let the sun rise|without tagging that ass.
{8762}{8862}I'd have that ass bouncing like|a low rider in a Dr. Dre video.
{8864}{8954}I say, "Nikki, tonight is the night.|A one-time offer."
{8956}{9058}She want to give it to you tomorrow,|you say, "Tomorrow's too late."
{9061}{9145}- It's not that simple.|- Not for somebody who's slipping.
{9147}{9187}Put me in the players' section.
{9189}{9223}I'm not slipping.
{9225}{9270}Like a rug.
{9271}{9367}Nikki and I will do our thing tonight.
{9369}{9421}She knows it and I know it.
{9423}{9479}I didn't mean to disrespect you.
{9481}{9603}But you're a gambling man. Why not put|your money where your mack is?
{9605}{9663}I won't bet money|on something like that.
{9665}{9735}Let's just make it a gentlemen's bet.
{9737}{9770}We're gentlemen.
{9802}{9831}Let this go.
{9834}{9921}Come on, big daddy, big player,|big pimp, big baller...
{9984}{10065}That's my boy. You go the fuck on.
{10066}{10154}He's celebrating his bar mitzvah.|He just got circumcised.
{10156}{10202}Go on with your food.
{10236}{10341}Oh, Rushon! It's so good|to see you this evening!
{10342}{10398}And who is your friend?
{10400}{10510}Hello. My name is Chan and|I'm here to serve you tonight.
{10574}{10625}We're waiting on our dinner guests.
{10649}{10734}I think your hair is three things:
{10749}{10801}Fab-u-lous!
{10865}{10956}I got three things for you:|Back up, Yoko Ono.
{10971}{11014}Nigga, please.
{11085}{11123}They're here.
{11125}{11239}These girls got a lot of class. So act|like you got a little bit of sense.
{11241}{11323}Like you got a mama and|weren't mixed up in a test tube.
{11325}{11394}We should move to a table|with better light.
{11395}{11489}- What for?|- I can't get with ladies in muted light.
{11491}{11523}I need a good look.
{11525}{11601}Anybody can look good in dim light.
{11602}{11722}How many times you go to a club and in|the disco lights, the girl look good?
{11724}{11818}The next day you go pick her up,|all happy.
{11820}{11898}But it's high noon.|She comes out the house...
{11900}{11978}...and a sea donkey|climbs into your car.
{11980}{12066}A brother's got a right to know|what he's feeding...
{12068}{12109}Get up.
{12188}{12262}Lysterine, this is|Rushon's friend, Bunz.
{12359}{12389}Excuse us.
{12417}{12467}What do you think you are doing?
{12469}{12574}Did you see that tarantula-hair fool?|Motherfucker look like Predator.
{12575}{12689}It's just dinner, some egg rolls and|we out. Girl, why are you tripping?
{12691}{12747}She's not with my shit, man.
{12749}{12811}No, she's on you. She's just nervous.
{12813}{12881}It's a blind date. All right?
{12882}{12940}Everybody's got a weakness.
{12942}{13008}Who knows? You and Bunz|just might hit it off.
{13010}{13047}"Bunz?"
{13050}{13125}You blind date me with|a hood rat named Bunz?
{13128}{13165}Have you lost your mind?
{13168}{13235}No. I can't get with|a brother named Bunz.
{13237}{13310}No, it's Bunz with a Z, not an S.
{13370}{13426}You never can be too ready.
{13472}{13541}Just do this for me, please.
{13574}{13597}You owe me.
{13598}{13637}Big time. Let's roll.
{13752}{13810}Ladies, you look good.
{13897}{13937}What's up?
{13939}{13971}Nothing.
{13973}{14031}Are we ready to order?
{14033}{14105}I am. I want the shrimp fried rice.
{14107}{14142}Two, please.
{14143}{14205}I'll have prawns in garlic sauce.
{14243}{14295}And you, Miss Thang?
{14297}{14327}Excuse me?
{14329}{14375}You got her with the "Miss Thang."
{14403}{14460}You eating or just looking?
{14462}{14566}I want lobster tail|in butter-wine sauce.
{14567}{14608}We girls want a bottle of Mo?t.
{14610}{14653}Damn, girl...
{14656}{14722}...why you order|the most expensive shit?
{14724}{14776}Rushon, you need to check your boy.
{14778}{14866}That's what I'm talking about,|is the check.
{14868}{14966}The lobster don't even have a price.|It just says, "Seasonal."
{14968}{15050}You know that means|a brother got to pay $28.
{15052}{15172}If I get you lobster and some Mo?t,|you know what's happening after that.
{15174}{15220}No, what does happen?
{15222}{15284}I'm going deep sea diving.
{15356}{15392}My platinum card.
{15394}{15474}I could buy and sell your ashy black,|blue-collared ass.
{15476}{15511}Is that so?
{15513}{15548}Yes, it is.
{15550}{15593}Well, looky here.
{15628}{15667}What is that?
{15669}{15713}It's a gold gas card.
{15714}{15789}That means I coul...