1 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:15,470 holly balls,this party is gonna be fuckin' awesome. 2 00:00:15,830 --> 00:00:18,830 Yeah or like any party,but naked-er. 3 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,500 And with sex. 4 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:22,200 That's awesome. 5 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,760 What?So I dig sex. 6 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:28,150 I'm not gonna apologize for not sharing society's hang-ups. 7 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,500 I didn't say anything. 8 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:33,730 Yeah you didn't have to you have hang-ups,admit it. 9 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:37,640 Look it's not you fault we live in an uptight,puritanical society. 10 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,660 If you look at the history of all civilization. 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,520 Like ancient rome for example. 12 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:46,640 If you went into a prominent roman citizen's villa,in ancient rome and looked up on the walls, 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,310 there would be murals of people fucking. 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,640 Really?Just people fucking... 15 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,120 on the walls. 16 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:55,730 And phalluses. 17 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:58,730 My point is they didn't have hang-ups. 18 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:02,990 They're like,hey man,sex is a life force. 19 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,250 What's up! 20 00:01:05,350 --> 00:01:08,520 Holly shit,that's rod johnson. 21 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:09,420 Rod johnson? 22 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:12,290 He practically got a saturn v rocket for a cock. 23 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,180 He just annihilates these chicks. 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,140 He be like fuckin' the shit out of them. 25 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:24,430 And then spuhloosh,all over their mouth and nose and eyes,like buckets,excreted from his body. 26 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:27,150 All over them it's fuckin' crazy. 27 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,260 Wow,it must be great not having hang-ups. 28 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,440 Yeah. 29 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:35,270 <font color=9015e7>-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly Presents</font> 30 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,500 <font color=e7f418>-=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync:YTET- ??????</font> 31 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,260 <font color=9015e7>party down Season 01 Episode 05</font> 32 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,870 ******* 33 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,310 Service smile,service smile. 34 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,820 No,not "ooh,tits," smiles,okay? 35 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:52,220 Professional smiles. 36 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:55,290 Ah excuse me sir,you can't be in here. 37 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,430 Oh mr.Duk. Of course you can be back here. 38 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,900 It's your company,you can be anywhere you want! 39 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,410 To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit? 40 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,470 Mmm,hundred dollars at a titty bar,or here for free? 41 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,940 Mmm,I come here. 42 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,980 Dollar smart,why I'm the boss.Of course. 43 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:14,940 Uh,while I have you here,free fully nude porno everywhere. 44 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:17,080 Why should you have all the fun?You know what I mean? 45 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,540 And if it makes sense money-wise. 46 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:20,270 Speaking of which.Do you know how 47 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:23,130 you said you wanted to become a partner with me on my franchise plan? 48 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,740 Soup r' crackers? 49 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:26,620 All you can eat soup and salad? 50 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:28,460 Yeah,yeah,yeah right,right. 51 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:33,230 I've been tracking the markets,and it just seems like a great opportunity to move right now. 52 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:38,010 I love what you're doing,it's laminated and all that but-- too early. 53 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:41,760 That's what you said last time. 54 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,830 I'll tell when time is right. 55 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,810 Yeah,they're little dicks. 56 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,820 You're the first guys to notice that. 57 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:14,690 sorry. 58 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:16,450 Yeah,yeah,I'm sorry-- 59 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,450 uh... no,no,it's just,not here.Not here. 60 00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:21,550 I know. I'm sorry--ground rules. 61 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,340 I mean just at work. 62 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,930 - I just don't want anyone-- yeah,yeah,yeah I know. 63 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,640 - I don't want them to know. -Yeah. 64 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,640 And plus I'm like swimming in divorce papers,right now. 65 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:41,230 Like my agent keeps teasing me with this reno 911 offer or something,it's not gonna happen. 66 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:45,670 Now I have to spend the entire night walking around with these troglodytes demanding to see 67 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,820 my tits every time I walk by with these fuckin' idiotic cock snacks. 68 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:53,790 - I thought-- know what'd I'd do? 69 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:55,920 Just show 'em the goods,you know what I mean,I'm sure they're natural? 70 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:59,620 Roman,I swear to god,if you don't get away from me I'm gonna kick your dick off. 71 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,980 - Jesus ch-- I swear to god. 72 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,060 All right,have fun guys. 73 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:06,320 I'm sorry,it's my fault. 74 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,660 You know it's just... my life sucks right now. 75 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:12,790 It's always nice to see you and you too. 76 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:18,460 Yeah ahh-- and you know hookin' up and stuff is fun. 77 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:23,930 - I swear it's just like,the boyfriend and girlfriend thing - yeah,no,it's a casual thing. 78 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,190 Right,exactly.It's casual. 79 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,790 Yeah that's,what I want. 80 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,710 Good. 81 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,660 Awe man,stay away from casey,I think she's on the fuckin' rag. 82 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:37,750 Plenty of fish in the sea,dude. 83 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,230 Here you go. 84 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:40,400 Thanks. 85 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:42,000 And what award did you win tonight?? 86 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,300 Best blowjob. 87 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:45,270 Ah best blowjob? 88 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,940 That must be an amazing blowjob. 89 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,450 Best of the year. 90 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:50,970 "Best" being relative,of course. 91 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:52,810 What do you mean,dandia? 92 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,320 I mean,you so don't deserve that. 93 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,460 - Hey,I won this fair and square-- yeah,just sleep with the right people-- 94 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,370 I didn't sleep with anyone to win. 95 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,900 I just went out and gave the best blowjob. 96 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,600 - Mine's way better-- bullshit! 97 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,190 Ladies,maybe we can clear this up right now. 98 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,080 We could do a blowjob contest. 99 00:05:07,190 --> 00:05:09,760 We'll be the judges. 100 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,700 You know,it's an idea. 101 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,900 Dude,what was that? 102 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:21,790 I know,man,I thought they were cool with sex but they're fuckin' stuck-up,bitches. 103 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,190 No,they're cool with sex. 104 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,000 Why do you think they got into porn? 105 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,970 I don't know,their uncles raped them. 106 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,480 I'm talking about your approach. 107 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,410 What's wrong with my approach? 108 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,390 "Hey,maybe we should have a blowjob contest. 109 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,480 " Sound like a clown. 110 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,850 Not even nymphos'll go for that. 111 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:41,400 - Fuck off nympho's would go for that. - No they wouldn'T. 112 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,550 What would your approach be? 113 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,220 All right tell you what? 114 00:05:48,410 --> 00:05:50,410 Just follow my lead. 115 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,960 Okay? 116 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:58,220 So my agent's like,do one pupujujo video just for the money and now it's like all I'm doing. 117 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,500 Pupujujo? 118 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:02,820 Pupujujo it's thing where guys come in your nostrils. 119 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,430 Fucking japanese,right? 120 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:08,610 It's like,what'll they think of next? 121 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:13,310 It's money,but like is that why I got into the business? 122 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:15,760 So I could have guys c...
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