1 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:24,850 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,030 First time here? 3 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:40,470 Me? 4 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:42,770 No, I used to live here. 5 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:44,770 For almost ten years. 6 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,870 And you left? 7 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:48,210 Yup. 8 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:51,610 So what brings you back? 9 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:53,810 I'm here for a wedding. 10 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,150 Yours? 11 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,480 No. 12 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:01,820 So is it good to be back? 13 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,130 Ask me in a couple of days. 14 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,460 Fair enough. 15 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:09,860 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:13,370 ♪ <i>In the same</i> ♪ 17 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:17,570 ♪ <i>Rich path</i> ♪ 18 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:21,610 ♪ <i>You and I</i> ♪ 19 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:27,950 ♪ <i>Align</i> ♪ 20 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:42,560 Thank you. 21 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:57,240 Look who's ambled into town. 22 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,150 - Hey, boys. - I can't... I love that you're late. 23 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,450 I don't think you've ever been late. 24 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:03,320 Maybe I'm finally becoming fashionable. 25 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,080 - I love your beard. Hey. - Hey. 26 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:06,750 I told you nine months is all it takes 27 00:02:06,850 --> 00:02:07,950 to make a new man out of him. 28 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,720 - Stop it, stop it. - No, it needs more lift! 29 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,360 - So masculine. - I can't believe we came here. 30 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,760 - How long has it been since we've been here? - Uh, my 23rd birthday. 31 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:14,890 I had sex with the waiter, 32 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,630 and you threw up in that toilet over there. 33 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:17,700 Oh, good times. 34 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,800 Fuck, it is so good to see you guys. 35 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,370 You too. 36 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:22,970 I'm sorry I've been so bad lately. 37 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:24,640 It's just that work has been super hectic, 38 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:27,070 and it doesn't help that I deactivated my Facebook. 39 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,070 But that's not an excuse. 40 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,780 Don't worry. It's all going fine. 41 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,140 Fine? 42 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,110 Last Tuesday, there was a line all the way down the block. 43 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,850 That's amazing. It's getting there. 44 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,880 And he promised me tonight 45 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:40,220 he wouldn't check the window, not even once. 46 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,290 - Maybe just once. - No. No, you swore. 47 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:43,760 Not even a fuckin' text, okay? 48 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:45,260 Okay. Jesus. 49 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,990 How's the Art Institute? 50 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,800 Oh, these punk art school brats, 51 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,430 they have no respect for the equipment, 52 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:52,600 but I can almost pay rent now, 53 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,740 - So, that's something. - Oh! Almost. 54 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,300 - My balls are here. - Mm! 55 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:58,770 Wait, so what is the plan for tonight? 56 00:02:58,870 --> 00:02:59,940 - What's going on? - Oh... 57 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,640 - First up is Li Po for Chinese Mai Tais. - What? 58 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,310 - We haven't been there in a million years. - I know. 59 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:07,350 - Doris and Malik are gonna meet us there. - Oh, nice. 60 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:08,880 - How are they? - They're good, I think. 61 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,550 He hasn't thrown her out, so that's something. 62 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:12,650 They went to Hawaii recently, I know that. 63 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,350 Richie and Brady are coming too. 64 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,590 What? 65 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:17,890 You invited them? 66 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,590 No, I'm kidding. 67 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:20,930 Don't worry, seriously. 68 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:22,930 I think, actually, it's gonna be nice to see them, 69 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:24,100 both of them. 70 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,730 In fact, I actually made a pact with myself, 71 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,400 on the plane, that I was gonna try 72 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,100 and make a real effort with Brady. 73 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,500 Well, that's good, 'cause he's pretty cool. When he's not drunk. 74 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,110 Just sayin'. 75 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:35,340 - Yeah. - Wait a second. 76 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:39,180 - We gotta raise a glass. - Mm. 77 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,910 To the new, grown-up Agustín. 78 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:43,250 Actually, to all of us, really, 79 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:46,690 for finally finding something close to adulthood, right? 80 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,090 - Close to it. - Close, yeah. 81 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,120 Yeah. It took us long enough, that's for sure. 82 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:51,690 - Cheers. - Cheers. 83 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,800 - Would you stop eating my balls? - I love your balls. 84 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,430 - No, stop. - I can't get enough of your balls. 85 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,500 ♪ ♪ 86 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,240 Yeah, here we are. 87 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,880 Oh, my God, nothing has changed. 88 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,880 Oh, my God! You guys! 89 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,910 - Hey! - Hey, stranger! 90 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:14,380 - Hey! I know! - How's it going? 91 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,980 I'm good. I'm-- Yay! 92 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,520 Hey, it's so good to see you. 93 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:20,250 Since you've been gone, I've been embracing my heterosexuality. 94 00:04:20,350 --> 00:04:22,490 - Yeah, she has. - Oh, my God, I went on a wine tour, 95 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,460 - ...a course. - Yeah, but she got thrown off for getting wasted. 96 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,990 - Okay, okay. - Oh, my God. We get couples' massages. 97 00:04:27,090 --> 00:04:28,430 - Nice! - We got book club. 98 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,230 I had, like, dinner parties where I kind of cook 99 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,530 - ....a little bit. - Which we don't get invited to, but, you know. 100 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:33,930 Oh, you'd come if I invited you? 101 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,740 Probably not. There's only, so many times 102 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,370 I can hear you talk about the Container Store. 103 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,000 - I love the Container Store! - I know you do. 104 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,110 - Oh, would you rather me talk about poultry? - No, no, no. 105 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:43,640 - Wait. Do I hear the ding-dong of wedding bells? - Oh, God. 106 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,880 Are the two of you gonna follow Agustín down the aisle? 107 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:47,480 - Yeah, right. - Sorry, Disney princess. 108 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,350 No, that dream's not happening. 109 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:51,120 - I'm embracing my heterosexuality, - That's right. 110 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,520 - ...but I'm not insane. - So that's a no? 111 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,690 Malik and I made a very important commitment 112 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:58,190 - ...to living in sin, okay? - Yeah. We're living in sin. We embrace the sin. 113 00:04:58,290 --> 00:04:59,990 - Absolutely. - Sunday morning, we're not in church. 114 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:02,130 Marriage is for the gays, all right? 115 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:03,800 And you poor fucking bastards, 116 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,000 you can have it. It's a magical time! - Aw! 117 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,470 Yay! 118 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,570 - Aw, that was the best news ever! - Yeah! 119 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:12,200 - Congratulations! - Whoo! Cheers! 120 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:18,210 - Hey! - Hi! How's it going? - My God! 121 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,550 How you doing? Congrats. Thanks, man. 122 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:21,810 Hey, Brady! 123 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,350 - The prodigal son returns. - Hi. It's good to see you. 124 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,220 - Thank you, man. Likewise. - Thanks for coming. 125 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,620 Hey there. How's it going? 126 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,820 - Good. How are you? - Good. Doing well. 127 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,560 Nice, nice. Yeah, yeah. 128 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,930 Hi, Kyah. 129 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:35,230 - Hi! - Hi. 130 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:37,860 ...
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