{1}{1}25 {300}{399}www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jakoœæ napisów.|Napisy zosta³y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {400}{502}SLUGS {817}{842}Six, six, six. {1234}{1261}Six, six, six, six... {2284}{2311}That counts. {2412}{2455}Johann, I've been thinking. {2499}{2532}Where you work... {2537}{2596}they spend tons on PR, right? {2626}{2685}So let's do a commercial for the Post. {2690}{2726}It's not called Post anymore, {2740}{2774}now it's called Telekom. {2779}{2802}Wrong, the Post is... {2807}{2862}still in charge of mail & phone calls. {2867}{2903}Who still calls from the Post? {2908}{2972}The commercial is done, but we say... {2977}{3018}we're a creative young team... {3023}{3050}with a great idea. {3055}{3097}Give us an office for 3 months... {3102}{3171}with Internet and everything else, {3176}{3198}and we'll design... {3203}{3249}a revolutionary new ad concept. {3254}{3302}If you're not happy, pay nothing. {3307}{3356}Sure, they do it all the time. {3361}{3426}They're not risking a thing. {3431}{3455}That's 3 months of... {3460}{3520}surfing, games, and free phone calls. {3533}{3581}Plus they'll want our commercial too. {3586}{3611}'Cause it's brilliant. {3616}{3630}Rats. {3635}{3674}Wanna know how it goes? {3686}{3715}I rolled a six. {3764}{3827}Black background. 3 seconds long. {3832}{3854}Coming from left... {3859}{3897}midway down the screen, {3902}{3964}you see in yellow the word "post," {3969}{3997}and right afterwards... {4002}{4059}the same word again, and again, {4064}{4095}"post," "post," "post"... {4100}{4145}The text runs from left to right... {4150}{4172}across the screen. {4177}{4211}And you hear a male voice, {4216}{4299}sonorous but young, saying, "post, {4304}{4344}post, post"... {4526}{4573}Blows your mind, doesn't it? {4578}{4647}It'll be the start|of a whole new craze. {4652}{4740}On the streets people will|wink at each other and say: {4745}{4769}"post, post, post. " {4774}{4838}You could at least mention it|to your PR manager. {4843}{4917}Sure thing.|I'll talk to him first thing tomorrow. {4922}{5011}Yeah, I mean, it doesn't hurt to ask.|It's a terrific idea. {5223}{5291}Yeah, but you said|you'd talk to the PR manager. {5311}{5363}Y'know, about the commercial. {5390}{5464}Yeah. Post, post, post, yeah. {5491}{5559}It'll work for sure. Yeah. {5564}{5611}Post, post, post... {5920}{6001}<i>I imagine how you look|still half asleep...</i> {6006}{6085}<i>as you drink your coffee|at the breakfast table.</i> {6094}{6160}<i>How you bend forward|and reach for the butter,</i> {6165}{6228}<i>and your bathrobe slips.</i> {6252}{6330}<i>I imagine my hand|between your legs,</i> {6335}{6394}<i>how nice and warm it is here...</i> {6402}{6453}<i>in your little nest.</i> {6759}{6799}Has anyone ever written back? {6804}{6856}Leave me alone,|I've got a headache. {7040}{7095}Wildbach. Funny. {7115}{7176}Gerhard married a girl from there.|- Oh yeah? {7181}{7232}He was my best friend|in grade school. {7237}{7292}We sat next to each other|for 4 years. {7336}{7434}Julia Loibnegger. Bet she's dying|to move in with you guys. {7439}{7468}OK, put it back now. {7498}{7604}<i>We are but tiny stars|born of a cosmic bang.</i> {7618}{7663}What's that supposed to mean? {7760}{7792}Here, look. {7837}{7894}It was singing so pretty just now. {7907}{7946}<i>I got a few 100 grams sausage.</i> {7951}{8025}<i>I need you to come pick it up,|make cold cuts...</i> {8051}{8080}<i>Answer the phone.</i> {8592}{8620}Hi. {8647}{8699}It's 60 for the house sausage. {8704}{8736}I'm out of caramel, {8741}{8815}but I'm getting some|fresh raider next week. {8841}{8886}I'll let you know next time. {8891}{8942}And I'm not the bank, OK? {8957}{8997}You know how much you owe me? {9003}{9060}You'll get your money, don't worry. {10009}{10037}Seppi? {10129}{10164}Are you jerking off? {10190}{10250}Don't call me Seppi. {10275}{10331}You do know that|that's not the answer. {10376}{10412}I don't care. {10419}{10456}What are you thinking about? {10465}{10504}Could it be... {10513}{10569}that you wrote another letter? {10586}{10611}What? {10654}{10709}I imagine you in the morning... {10715}{10766}as you drink your coffee. {10885}{10930}Thanks a lot. {10935}{10972}I lost it. {10988}{11080}You really turn me on|the way you butter your roll. {11325}{11366}Hello.|- Hello. {11371}{11423}Do you take credit cards? {11439}{11481}You want a receipt too? {11486}{11521}Very funny. {11545}{11572}Come in. {11579}{11623}Forget it. {11663}{11697}Smart girl. {11702}{11758}A true professional, I like that. {11763}{11808}Honey, I'll be right back. {11893}{11967}I don't need any dope at the moment, {11972}{12015}turns your brain to mush. {12020}{12083}But I hear you're... {12088}{12156}interested in films and whatnot, {12161}{12228}and that you know that scene.|- Where'd you hear that? {12233}{12302}Not important.|I might have something for you. {12307}{12344}A video, see? {12354}{12383}Fuck off. {12440}{12508}With boy and girl students. {12520}{12568}With sex and whatnot. {12605}{12698}Amateurish is OK, like a home movie, {12703}{12747}just let the camera run. {12752}{12791}I'd be the producer. {12796}{12834}What did you have in mind? {12851}{12927}Well like with intellectuals,|you know, {12932}{12997}who get together|and say smart stuff... {13002}{13035}and screw each other. {13051}{13091}But nothing lame. {13146}{13178}With blow jobs... {13196}{13267}and bare asses|and juicy stuff like that. {13272}{13311}That's what folks wanna see. {13316}{13343}Forget it. {13359}{13396}Let's have your 100. {13412}{13441}Is that ganja? {13446}{13507}Normally I'm the ganja man. {13528}{13601}I can't believe you don't know|a couple of guys... {13606}{13662}who just think about porkin' all day. {14073}{14123}Hey, isn't that Martha over there? {14233}{14311}Didn't you make out with her|at Mao's party? {14325}{14367}Yeah, a little. {14418}{14494}Who's that geeky teaching major|behind her? {14515}{14544}Beats me. {15577}{15623}Old becomes new.|Now that can't be. {15628}{15667}New becomes old, Marie. {15672}{15715}Warm becomes cold. {15724}{15806}And now should cyberspace|replace your dear grandson? {15811}{15878}A keyboard wet with tears of woe. {15886}{15939}Where did all the people go? {16310}{16393}Go on,|she's just playing hard to get. {17171}{17224}I could sure use some pussy again. {17247}{17297}I've been thinking the same thing. {17303}{17405}We don't get the kind of|regular sex we deserve. {17414}{17444}I don't know. {17470}{17550}Why does some geeky 30-year-old|think I'm sexy... {17555}{17608}and not the 20-year-old babe? {17615}{17697}Teaching-major-chick|would have gone to bed with you. {17704}{17753}<i>I'm not that hard up.</i> {17850}{17904}I was a teaching major too|for a while, {17909}{17947}but the way she was dancing... {17961}{18008}Yeah, no way. {18025}{18077}I mean, so wild and uninhibited, {18082}{18140}but at the same time totally uncool. {18253}{18351}We've got more important things|on our minds. {18366}{18431}Like how to make sure that|in our next life... {18436}{18498}we don't get reborn as ourselves. {18579}{18620}You wanna split a kebab? {18682}{18728}Business is going good? {18733}{18793}It's OK.|How's it going with you two? {18805}{18862}I play soccer every once in a while... {18867}{18907}I've seriously been thinking... {18912}{18961}about quitting my job|at the post office. {18966}{19004}Changing shifts so much... {19009}{19062}makes my head spin in the afternoon. {19067}{19105}So what's your plan? {19110}{19161}I'd like to do something creative. {19166}{19205}Dance instructor maybe, huh? {19210}{19278}Lambada classes for swinger couples. {19283}{19318}There's an untapped market. {19323}{19384}Or we could make a porn flick|with you as stars. {19389}{19420}Very funny. {19427}{19470}That'd be something creative. {19475}{19525}It's what you men|always dream about. {19530}{19583}You can count me out. {19626}{19717}Did someone buy box wine?|Mr. Cheapskate strikes again. {19722}{19784}I think we should have|a good story... {19805}{19906}with credible characters and|real emotions and entanglements. {19911}{19968}And what I like are the mix-ups. {19973}{20047}You know like someone|slams the door of a hotel room... {20052}{20132}and the nine turns into a six.|- I don't know. {20137}{20215}We're making a sex film|not a Jerry Lewis comedy. {20220}{20278}I think the intellectual side has to... {20283}{20333}It's gotta be realistic, y'know, {20338}{20414}like in the George Michael video|at the ski lodge... {20419}{20508}where they have a blast|and everyone screws everyone. {20515}{20569}Except for with us it's summertime. {20598}{20670}I think the best stories|are like real life. {20675}{20752}Students go to the countryside|to study for an exam... {20757}{20827}hoping it'll improve|their concentration, and then... {20832}{20868}everyone fucks everyone. {20873}{20973}In between they drill each other|and quote Aristotle and stuff. {21006}{21033}Where's the story? {21085}{21127}They flunk the test. {21132}{21176}Oh, real life, just more intense... {21203}{21260}And more stimulating:|"friction fiction. " {21295}{21332}We may call it fiction, {21337}{21421}but that doesn't mean|we can't really do it in the film... {21426}{21518}just so the people watching|can lean back and say, {21523}{21561}"It's just a movie. " {21566}{21619}Like the gorgeous female character... {21624}{21690}who appears|in the male character's... {21695}{21757}fantasy sex scene... {21762}{21834}tha...
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