The.Slap.S01E01.Hector.WS.PDTV.XviD-BWB.txt

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{13}{108}d Theme music d
{1971}{2070}www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jakoœæ napisów.|Napisy zosta³y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu.
{2071}{2110}(Exhales)
{2111}{2158}YOUNG GIRL: Mum,|I can't find my shoes.
{2167}{2217}Don't know where I left them before.
{2234}{2307}YOUNG BOY: Where's my iPod?|WOMAN: Adam! Melissa!
{2314}{2381}I've been looking everywhere|for ages now.
{2385}{2464}Come on, guys.|Help me out today, please.
{2467}{2517}(Groans)
{2519}{2582}On the day before his 40th birthday,
{2585}{2679}Hector awoke with one thing in mind.
{2682}{2722}Connie.
{2776}{2875}For a moment,|he luxuriated in the memory of her.
{2900}{2954}But then he made his resolve.
{2979}{3030}To sort things out.
{3068}{3118}(Grunts)
{3541}{3621}d CLASSICAL MUSIC d
{3752}{3808}Hey, I'm up.
{3838}{3879}(Music stops)
{3882}{3928}Hey, I was listening to that.
{3931}{4009}No. It's got to be Satchmo today.
{4098}{4165}d SLOW JAZZ d
{4211}{4252}Slow.
{4255}{4297}Very slow.
{4601}{4651}(Hums)
{4731}{4795}We've got people arriving|in three hours.
{4799}{4867}Well, you can do a ring round.|Tell 'em I got the flu.
{4892}{4978}Stay home, drink champagne, fuck.
{4981}{5041}I'm marinating meat, see.
{5045}{5114}I could do with some marinating.|(Chuckles)
{5140}{5204}Oh, if you're looking|for your cigarettes,
{5207}{5242}I've chucked them.
{5245}{5282}Say that again?
{5285}{5348}Um... you said you were giving up.
{5351}{5419}I am, tomorrow.
{5423}{5500}Oh, fine, well,|they're right there in the bin.
{5560}{5628}MELISSA: I want it!|ADAM: No, it's my game...
{5631}{5673}MELISSA: Dad, Dad!
{5677}{5742}Alright, you win.|(Chuckles)
{5746}{5803}I'm going in nicotine free.|(Children yell continuously)
{5807}{5870}If I don't come back,|you know who's to blame.
{5874}{5931}You need to give me a turn.|No.
{5935}{6002}HECTOR: Come on.|Come on, we've talked about this.
{6005}{6051}You need to share with your sister.
{6109}{6170}She's a baby,|she can't play properly.
{6174}{6236}Can so.|Adam, let her play, mate.
{6261}{6330}She called me a fat pig.
{6362}{6418}(Car tyres screech)
{6421}{6461}Where'd you get these bloody chips?
{6464}{6535}Jesus, Adam. What is wrong with you?
{6539}{6592}It's breakfast time.|This is not breakfast food.
{6634}{6688}Mate, all I'm saying|is it's a beautiful day,
{6692}{6729}go outside|and get some fresh air, huh?
{6732}{6766}Whatever.
{6863}{6917}It's all yours, sweetheart.
{6920}{6954}But I wanted to play with Adam.
{6958}{7028}Well,|you'll just have to play by yourself.
{7068}{7147}Why don't you just play alone|for a little while
{7151}{7207}and I guarantee that|if you just sit there doing nothing,
{7210}{7254}minding your own business,
{7258}{7309}Adam will be back wanting|to join in. How about that?
{7313}{7362}OK.|Mmm?
{7472}{7528}I don't want to know|if it's him or me.
{7531}{7565}Just get in the shower.
{7933}{8004}(Speaks indistinctly, chuckles)
{8078}{8157}So are you OK now?|Yes.
{8160}{8209}(Speaks indistinctly)
{8212}{8259}(Phone rings)
{8262}{8318}WOMAN ON MACHINE: Hector?
{8321}{8368}(Speaks Greek)
{8563}{8600}What's she saying?
{8604}{8649}Oh, Mum's just got meat|she wants to bring.
{8653}{8710}Our fridge is full of meat.|I've already told her that.
{8714}{8763}Well, maybe I'll pick it up|and tell her again.
{8766}{8800}(Machine beeps)
{8804}{8861}Oh, I'll call her later.|Yeah.
{9028}{9080}Hey, uh... have you got any valium?
{9084}{9159}It's nearly 10:30. I'd have to|pick some up. I don't wanna do it.
{9163}{9204}I've gotta go to Harry's,|get the barbie,
{9208}{9262}I could swing past your surgery|on the way back.
{9266}{9392}d I've got plenty of time... d|(Laughs)
{9396}{9493}d I've got plenty of time... d|No, listen.
{9497}{9585}Is the idea of this party really so|awful that you need to get bombed?
{9589}{9652}(Laughs) I just thought|I ought to be prepared
{9656}{9699}for when Mum starts breaking|my balls.
{9702}{9743}It's not balls she's gonna break.
{9747}{9798}So I'm taking care of you,|then, Aish. Yeah.
{9802}{9856}Look, it's on my way.|I'll be in and out.
{9890}{9971}You look like a bum.|Yes, but a very handsome bum.
{9974}{10015}Mmm, you sure?
{10060}{10097}Alright!
{10101}{10155}But Rosie's getting here at 12.|I want you here too.
{10158}{10192}Done.
{10217}{10332}And remember, get some ice...|and ring your mum!
{10898}{10974}NARRATOR:|Hector made a bargain with himself...
{10977}{11034}if the traffic lights stayed green,
{11037}{11103}he'd forget his resolution for today,
{11106}{11153}drive straight on through to Harry's,
{11157}{11246}and put off talking to Connie|until tomorrow.
{11336}{11412}Oh, shit.|(Tyres screech)
{11594}{11637}GIRL: Can I have one?
{11640}{11687}I didn't know you smoked.
{11690}{11728}Just sometimes.
{11731}{11778}d SOFT JAZZ d
{12297}{12364}This music's beautiful.|Yeah.
{12367}{12416}Yeah, it is.
{12690}{12733}Well, here we are.
{13043}{13101}Aisha already paid you, right?
{13184}{13254}So you're babysitting|next Wednesday, usual time?
{13844}{13907}NARRATOR:|Hector considered what might happen
{13911}{14003}if he allowed things|to go any further with Connie.
{14006}{14091}Public humiliation, divorce,
{14094}{14200}loneliness, despair, suicide.
{14727}{14777}(Dog barks)
{14780}{14836}Just going to pop through.
{14893}{14960}Um... I'll call you back in five,|OK?
{15069}{15106}What are you doing here?
{15110}{15162}Aisha asked me to drop by|and pick up some valium.
{15165}{15204}They're in the consult room.
{15208}{15287}If Brendan's with someone,|I can wait. Oh, no, I can get it.
{15455}{15496}Is this enough?
{15499}{15547}Yeah, plenty, thanks.
{15550}{15623}Listen, Connie, I was thinking, um...
{15626}{15666}You OK to leave the desk a minute?
{15670}{15721}Totally. I...|I'd kill for a cigarette.
{15837}{15891}Better keep an eye out for Brendan,
{15895}{15960}because if he catches me smoking,|he'll go nuts.
{16368}{16414}I'm supposed to be giving up.
{16418}{16488}You should.|I'm only going to smoke till I'm 21.
{16491}{16538}(Coughs)
{16593}{16648}What?
{16673}{16717}Nothing.
{16998}{17039}What did you want to talk about?
{17114}{17157}We're having a party this arvo.
{17160}{17212}Maybe you should come.
{17215}{17261}Do you want me to come?
{17264}{17324}Why do you think I'm here?
{17349}{17401}(Phone rings)
{17546}{17588}Such a prick.
{17613}{17679}Such a fucking prick.
{17683}{17739}Hogarth Road Vet Clinic,|how can I help you?
{17742}{17781}Yep.
{17784}{17868}Um... uh... Do you mind holding?
{17872}{17941}I better get back to it.|Yeah, listen the party...
{17945}{17999}Yeah, I finish one,|I could be there, like, 1:30.
{18002}{18042}Um... hello?
{18312}{18349}You bastard.
{18353}{18399}(Laughs)|You bastard.
{18403}{18465}Come on, come in, it's hot.|No, I've got to move, mate.
{18469}{18541}Why?|We've got people coming, Vre.
{18544}{18582}Ah... You're pussy-whipped.
{18586}{18640}Mate, the barbie's|gonna take five minutes to load.
{18715}{18768}Heeeeyyy.
{18771}{18842}Fuck, mate, you're ripped. (Laughs)
{18944}{19033}Well, well, public servant|makes a quick decision.
{19037}{19079}Argh!|There's a first time for everything.
{19082}{19120}Rah!
{19253}{19340}My cousin, 40 years old.|Yeah.
{19344}{19410}Unbelievable.|Not 40 yet, mate.
{19414}{19473}Yeah, well...|Not 40 yet.
{19476}{19552}(Laughs)
{19556}{19645}Yeah, enjoy while you can, cuz.|You know what, you only live once.
{19648}{19693}Don't forget that.
{19718}{19757}Here he comes.
{19761}{19833}Here he is.|Come on, show me what you got.
{19898}{19941}Nice bomb.
{19945}{20006}Hey, Uncle Hector, happy birthday.|Thanks, mate.
{20010}{20112}Look at you two, bobbing in there|like a pair of pickles.
{20115}{20149}Here, babe.
{20200}{20239}Oh, Sandi, I've gotta move.
{20243}{20295}Come on, it's your birthday.|Argh!
{20298}{20359}Hey, you're still 39, remember?
{20362}{20396}Happy birthday.
{20540}{20607}So he's watching TV,|Pinocchio or something,
{20611}{20713}and all of a sudden|he's P-L-A-Y-I-N-G with it!
{20717}{20785}(Giggles) All kids do.|You'd be worried if he didn't.
{20873}{20925}(Laughter)
{20929}{21024}Yeah, but to Pinocchio? Eugh!|(Laughs)
{21028}{21084}Adam used to play with himself|in front of Play School.
{21088}{21145}You can't blame him.|That Jemima's a sexy minx.
{21148}{21195}(Laughter)
{21199}{21263}Hey, Gazza.|Hey, Hector the birthday boy.
{21267}{21307}How's it going, mate?|Good.
{21311}{21384}You don't look a day over 39|and a half, three quarters maybe.
{21387}{21422}Yeah, you'll be there soon, mate.
{21454}{21532}Happy birthday for tomorrow.|Thank you.
{21562}{21636}I was about to send out|a search party.
{21639}{21675}Oh, barbie was buried under junk.
{21679}{21736}Had to empty half of Harry's garage|to get it out.
{21740}{21781}(Bangs loudly)|Do you want a beer?
{21784}{21818}Mmm. Thank you.
{21822}{21892}I'm going to have a quick shower|and then I'll put the calamari on.
{21896}{21953}Oh, I'll do it.|No, you've done enough, sweetheart.
{21989}{22056}Calamari is mine.
{22060}{22130}Might just give that a rest now,|hey, mate? (Whines)
{22461}{22533}(Sighs)
{22638}{22710}(Grunts)|WOMAN: I bring the meat.
{22714}{22762}(Sighs)|Where's my boy?
{22766}{22811}(Fuck.)|Where's my Hector?
{22814}{22848}Here's certainly a lot.
{22851}{22904}It's better too much, darling.
{22908}{22968}If there's any left,|you have for dinner tomorrow.
{22972}{23019}Dinner?|Bloody hell, we could open a deli.
{23023}{23110}I told you not to bring...|(Speaks Greek)
{23287}{23378}Koula, maybe I'm gonna put|some of this in the laundry for now.
{23382}{23469}No, darling. Laundry's too dirty.|Plenty of room here, let me fix it.
{23473}{23539}Mum, let Aish...|Let Aish ha...
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