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Goodluck with
that, Jonathan
NIGERIAN President
Goodluck Jonathan has
declared the outbreak of
Ebola “a national
emergency” and approved
more than £6.5m to help
contain it.
The move comes as the
World Health Organization
said the spread of the
virus in West Africa was
an international health
emergency, with the total
number of cases standing
at 1,779 and 961 deaths.
ISIS FIGHTER CAUGHT
SHAGGING GOAT
QUICK BUCK: ISIS
fighter seeks carnal
relief with animal
during heat of battle
Marchers back
Gaza militants
THOUSANDS marched
in London yesterday to
support Palestinians in
Gaza.
The Stop the War
coalition demo came
amid renewed violence
between Israel and
Hamas militants after
a three-day ceasefire
ended on Friday.
Some 20,000 people
were thought to be
involved in the march,
which went past the
U.S. embassy.
HARDENED Yank military drone
operators VOMITED with disgust
after one of their high-tech spy-in-
the-sky planes spotted an ISIS
fighter shagging a GOAT!
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It’s believed the film may have been
deliberately leaked by the CIA to discredit
the fundamentalist loons who are fighting
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for a mediaeval “caliphate” across the
Aberdeen
Middle East.
The video, which displays humans and
18
animals in black due to their heat signature,
Edinburgh
shows an unusual looking black blob.
As the operator uses space-age image
Glasgow
intensification software the footage shows
a fighter banging the goat
20
from behind.
Newcastle
After finishing, the bearded loon
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20
uncouples from the goat and the
Belfast
distraught nanny scampers away.
SOZ, but it’ll be wet
THREE-DAY WEATHER OUTLOOK
A U.S. military source said:
Leeds
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and windy for many on
“It’s this kind of thing we’re
Liverpool
Sunday thanks to the
fighting against. Thankfully,
after-effects of the
we had a Hellfire missile on
20
Atlantic storm, Big
the drone so we blasted that
Manchester
TUES:
WED:
THURS:
Bertha.
goat-f**king bastard to
Norwich
Galloshes Brollies Sou’wester
Rain will continue
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Birmingham
19
smithereens.”
to move northwards, be warmest at 19C in
Meanwhile, U.S. President
with further heavy
the afternoon but cooler
Cardiff
21
Barack Obama has said he
bursts likely,
elsewhere.
will not allow jihadists to
Bristol
becoming very
Bright and very breezy
carve out a “caliphate”
windy across
on Monday and Tuesday,
London
straddling Syria and
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southern then
with sunny spells and
Iraq.
20
Plymouth
eastern parts, with scattered showers,
On
Friday,
gales in places.
heavy at times.
the Yanks began
21
The south east will
OUTLOOK: Autumnal.
launching air
strikes
on
Footage of the outrage, filmed in
central Iraq, leaked onto the internet
last week.
By BRAD CHADWICK
news@sundaysport.co.uk
TODAY’S WEATHER
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fighters of the Islamic State of Iraq
and Syria (ISIS) in northern Iraq.
Mr Obama said there would be
further air strikes if necessary but
no U.S. military operation on the
ground. The UK has sent a plane
to join the relief operation on Mt
Sinjar, where thousands of the
Yazidi religious minority are
stranded. A cargo plane left RAF
Brize Norton yesterday with
humanitarian aid.
ISIS has taken control of
swathes of northern and
western Iraq, and recently
seized Mosul dam. As well as
threatening Yazidis
and
Christians, the group is
confronting Kurdish forces and
threatening the city of Irbil.
U.S. fighters jets
carried out two
waves of air strikes
west of Irbil – the
first since they left
in 2011.
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Helen’s in-sure
got her natural
boobs covered
BOOBY beauty Helen
Flanagan has revealed
she was considering
INSURING her
all-natural 32E norks!
In a recent interview,
the ex-Coronation
Street
star (above), 24,
said she was willing to
invest cash into the
curves which have
made her a lads’ mag
favourite since leaving
the ITV soap in 2012.
Speaking of her
buxom breasts she
said: “I didn’t even
know you could insure
them! Can you do
that?! Maybe I should!
“I once joked that I
had ‘the best boobs
ever!’, but I regret
saying that, it was so
embarrassing because
everyone must have
thought I was really
big-headed.”
The bra-buster also
strongly hinted that
she BONKS footballer
boyfriend Scott
Sinclair, 25, daily
When quizzed about
her sexcapades with
the Manchester City
winger, Helen blurted:
“How often should
people be having sex? I
suppose if you’re in a
loving relationship,
then every day! I have a
pretty high sex drive!”
Sammie Pennington
Age 25, 34E-26-32, from Hammersmith
‘Bonking RiRi’
sex tape a virus
A FACEBOOK link which
claims to lead to a sex
tape of pop siren Rihanna
has been exposed as a
computer virus.
Hacking experts have
revealed the
clickbait
link
promising web users an
uncensored video of the
26-year-old (above)
shagging an unidentified
male in fact leads to a
malicious website.
The malware scam
threatens to steal user’s
personal data and disrupt
their computers or
smartphones.
Other social media
scams include one that
promises to reveal to web
users the number of
people who viewed their
Facebook or Twitter
profiles.
Antivirus company
Bitdefender also revealed
another sex tape scam
involving country star
Taylor Swift.
A tech expert said: “The
reason this scam works is
simple: human nature.”
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August 10, 2014
HE TAKES
ALL THE
WEEK’S
NEWS &
PULLS ITS
PANTS
DOWN
MONDAY
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TV chiefs sign world’s biggest
A FANCY restaurant in
London which boasts
supermodels and former
U.S.
President
Bill
Clinton among its patrons
receives a poor hygiene
rating.
The Chiltern Firehouse
was given just two out of
five stars in a council
inspection.
To be fair, if Bill
Clinton is around a
bunch of supermodels, things
are always going to get messy. And half of the
freezer space will be taken up by stained frocks.
TUESDAY
U.S. movie star Ryan Gosling
CRIES after sex, according to
one of his many conquests.
So what? Loads of men cry
after sex.
Usually because it’s time
to go home to the wife.
By JUSTIN DUNN
justin@sundaysport.co.uk
WEDNESDAY
TOY firm Lego releases
three new female scientist
figures in response to a
complaint they do not
make enough positive
characters for girls.
Good for Lego! These
new figures will be loved
by young women as they
are smart, sassy and –
most important of all – their bottoms are
non-existent.
THE world’s biggest boobs
are preparing to make an
entrance into the
Celebrity
Big Brother
house.
Sources say nude model
Beshine – aka mega-breasted
German model Mayra Hills
– has signed up for the
latest series of the 24-hour
fly-on-the-wall show.
THURSDAY
PRINCE William announces his new
job – he will be a helicopter pilot
with the East Anglia Air Ambulance
Service.
Basically he will be making his
chopper available to anyone who
needs it across Norfolk and Suffolk.
Presumably he can ask his brother
Harry for advice on that.
FRIDAY
HARRY Potter actor
Daniel Radcliffe’s first
romantic-comedy movie
is released in the States.
That will be easy for
him because playing the
male lead in a rom-com
is very much like a game
of Quidditch. You spend
your whole time trying
to get your hands on the snitch.
Well, it sounds like snitch.
SATURDAY
TOP U.S. boffins
develop a 3D
printer that can
produce FOOD –
so that soldiers
can
print
off
meals
during
battles.
That sounds
clever but my
printer has been
making food for
years.
Every
time I use it, it
has a jam.
The 31-year-old sports an
eye-popping pair of knockers
that measure in at a blouse-
busting 32Z – equivalent to a
XXXX cup!
And the massive mammaries
are set to shake up the new
series of
CBB,
which begins
on Monday, August 18 – three
days after the end of the
regular series.
Other rumoured CBB house-
mates include controversial
journalist
Julie
Burchill,
TOWIE’s
Lauren Goodger,
Hollywood actor Gary Busey
and Katie Price’s cheating
husband Kieran Hayler.
They could be joined by
ex-Corrie babe Helen Flanagan,
Gogglebox
star George Gilbey,
White Dee from
Benefits Street
and cross-dressing Eurovision
winner Conchita Wurst.
There
are
also
strong
rumours that
CBB
– hosted
by Emma Willis and Rylan
Clark – could be graced by
the presence of singer Ronan
Keating and pregnant wannabe
glamour
girl
Josie
Cunningham.
Beshine,
from
Hamburg, admits that
her colossal chesticles
can cause problems
finding clothes and
trying to sleep –
but insists she
wouldn’t have it
any other way.
The blonde –
who was a tiny
A cup before
she began her
boob implant
odyssey – said:
“I’m not a person
who wants or needs
to be in the media.
I’m used to
I’m trying to live a
working with
relaxed and peaceful
massive tits
life.
“I also never went
out for a ‘biggest
boobs’ title like that.
It just happened. I just wanted
to have bigger and bigger
boobs and the boobie greed
monster in never stopped
being greedy and hungry!
“So
sometime
when
I
reached a certain size, fans
from all around the world
started telling me that I have
the largest augmented boobs.
“That’s cool and sounds
interesting, and it seems that
I have reached a milestone.
“At the moment I have no
limit in how big I want to get,
but I will let you know when I
have reached my goal!
“I cannot hide it. I don’t
want to. I attract attention.
“Sometimes you hear a
giggle,
or
just
staring,
sometimes negative comments.
Often women hate me!”
On sleeping, Beshine said: “I
like to sleep braless because
my boobs need a lot of space
and so they can move how they
want. Sometimes they have a
mind of their own.
Elastic
“Sleeping on my stomach
is no longer possible, or on my
back because of the weight.
So sleeping a bit sideways is
comfortable.
“With clothes it’s not easy
either, but those who seek will
find! Tops must either be very
big and wide, or narrow and
very elastic.
“Pants and other bottoms I
buy in ordinary shops, but
my bras are custom-made by
a tailor.
“It happens from time to
time that my bras crash when
I’m at the gym doing exercises.
“Sometimes, even wearing
three bras at one time doesn’t
help. So it’s important to me that
I always have a replacement
bra with me, no matter where
I go or what I do!”
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