{81}{201}Fortysomething - 1x01|Transcript by wizyw (wizyw422@gmail.com) {995}{1065}This is Paul Slippery. {1184}{1255}He is 44 years old. {1592}{1669}His life is about to fall apart. {2221}{2256}What are you doing? {2266}{2369}I’m examining my upper arms.|I’m not happy with my upper arms. {2382}{2448}No woman over 40 is happy|with their upper arms. {2448}{2519}No, I mean, why are you getting dressed? {2527}{2601}Why are you getting dressed so…|fashionably? {2609}{2673}You’re going somewhere.|Where are you going? {2673}{2734}To work, Paul.|I’ve got a job, remember? {2803}{2865}Course, of course, you’ve got a job. {3111}{3197}- Something’s to do with town planning.|- Not even close. {3232}{3315}What’s the matter with me?|Am I going senile? {3338}{3379}Yes, I think you probably are. {3488}{3546}- Did you just say something?|- What? {3592}{3640}Just then. Did you say something? {3668}{3691}No. {3731}{3795}But that didn’t stop you|hearing it, did it? {4003}{4046}Estelle! {4069}{4124}Estelle, I’ve just had a very… {4174}{4234}I’m feeling really weird. {4251}{4326}- Consult a doctor!|- I am a doctor. {4336}{4402}Good. Well done, stay with that. {4422}{4488}Now that thing behind you is the front door. {4504}{4577}Go through it, keep walking,|until you reach the kitchen. {4594}{4708}In there you’ll find food. Give it to your children!|After that you're on your own. {4716}{4743}Public relations! {4774}{4839}Market research…|market… market relations! {4840}{4876}Goodbye, Paul. {4961}{5068}Well, good luck with… it. {5449}{5509}Rory! Are you in there? {5526}{5564}Are you… alone? {5607}{5711}- Edwin, is he in there?|- Why don’t you just go in? {5724}{5791}No fear. There could be|naked women in there. {5800}{5820}Go in. {5839}{5881}I thought Laura stayed here last night. {5881}{5996}She stayed but she slept on the sofa.|You know what I mean. {6017}{6055}No. {6252}{6294}You’re going to Work Experience today? {6315}{6363}And if so, what work|are you gonna experience? {6431}{6487}And why did Laura sleep|downstairs last night? {6494}{6578}And what are the luxury seafood|goujons doing in your room? {6594}{6659}I thought they were something else. {6806}{6878}- Olives, anyone?|- Mom does beans. {6885}{6945}All right, there’s no need|to say it like that. {6974}{7038}Is Laura here?|What’s up with her and Rory? {7051}{7076}They had this row. {7089}{7129}Is that why she spent the night on the sofa? {7147}{7229}Because generally when she comes over|the two of them are normally… {7303}{7358}That's great, dad.|What is it that they do again? {7362}{7456}Oh, I can still remember.|24 hours a day, giving it… {7493}{7541}- Laura, hi!|- Hi. {7585}{7644}I didn’t see you standing there. {7688}{7779}So, what’s all this about a row|between you and Rory? {7791}{7890}- It was about Daniel.|- Rory seems to think Laura’s interested in me. {7926}{8024}- But you’re going out with Laura’s sister!|- But she's in Thailand. {8084}{8140}So are you interested in Daniel? {8181}{8235}Daniel? Is she interested in you? {8270}{8316}Where are the beans? {8491}{8518}Hello? {8566}{8615}Yeah, the beans are|in the cupboard on the right. {8645}{8698}Well, put the handle back on… {8723}{8812}Darling, you don’t need a tin opener.|There’s just that little thing you can pull. {8828}{8864}All right, be careful, it’s very sharp. {8879}{8908}Okay, bye. {8956}{8987}How old is he? {9020}{9096}45, next birthday. {9190}{9238}Okay, time to go! {9258}{9301}You’re staying here today, Daniel? {9320}{9413}You’re a graduate now, shouldn’t you be…|taking over the world or something? {9426}{9476}He’s gonna try to seduce my girlfriend. {9518}{9593}- Really?|- I’m gonna chill, feel the vibe. {9605}{9707}I.e. yes, I am going to|seduce Rory’s girlfriend. {9790}{9832}Okay, let’s go! {10310}{10348}See that? {10380}{10589}That is a fiftysomething|kissing a thirtysomething. {10599}{10649}In public, at 8:49 in the morning. {10685}{10721}Doesn’t it make you sick? {10767}{10818}Would you like a thirtysomething? {10831}{10950}Certainly not! I like your mother|exactly the age she is. {10984}{11059}If she was any younger, everyone would|want to get their hands on her. {11115}{11173}Disgusting old man. {11234}{11298}Oh my God, it’s Nobby! Nobby! {11307}{11355}- Paul!|- Who’s Nobby? {11368}{11447}Who’s Nobby? Nobby's...|Nobby’s a legend! {11487}{11517}Paul! {11528}{11632}This is a very old friend of mine, darling.|Paul Slippery. Who’s also my doctor. {11643}{11677}- Hi.|- Hi! {11690}{11754}You do! You’re desperate for one! {11765}{11796}No, I am not de... {11840}{11895}Did you just say something? {11913}{11941}No. {12084}{12121}Well, we have to go. {12141}{12197}- Goodbye, Nobby's friend.|- Bye. {12209}{12278}And lots and lots and lots|and lots and lots of love. {12432}{12507}Hey, baby! Give us some love! {12959}{13015}Are you waiting for Ashley Ramp? {13038}{13107}No, Colin Cross. {13134}{13250}He’s been sent to Scotland.|We’re all going to be sent to Scotland. {13267}{13323}You're going to see Ashley Ramp. {13406}{13463}Jackson and Poole. {13592}{13648}What did you do with the tablets? {13704}{13756}The tablets! {13866}{13915}Mrs Neil has cancelled up on you. {13927}{13993}- Why?|- She says she's not feeling well. {14080}{14109}Hi, Surinder! {14118}{14151}Paul, what are you doing here? {14169}{14270}What do you mean what am I doing here?|I work here! I heal the sick! {14279}{14385}We discussed this! You don’t work|on Tuesdays, don’t you remember? {14466}{14526}Surinder, I need to talk to you. {14619}{14669}I actually think I may be cracking up! {14697}{14782}I’m serious, I… I can’t remember things.|Anything at all. {14783}{14847}I can’t even remember when we last had sex. {14859}{14946}We have never had sex, Paul.|You’re a happily married man! {14954}{14980}With Estelle! {14995}{15053}I can’t remember when|Estelle and I last had sex. {15068}{15119}About six months ago from the look of you. {15141}{15187}- What did you just say?|- Nothing. {15218}{15259}Well, there you are, you see,|that’s the other thing! {15259}{15310}I keep thinking that I can|hear people’s thoughts! {15319}{15409}I just heard you think that I looked|as if I hadn’t had it for six months! {15422}{15452}I wasn’t thinking that. {15463}{15523}I was thinking you looked like|you hadn’t had it for a year. {15531}{15585}What’s the matter with me?|Is it Pilfrey? {15604}{15675}Why is Pilfrey getting to me?|Why do I feel threatened by Pilfrey? {15683}{15728}You feel I invade your space. {15737}{15783}You feel I’m younger than you! And I am. {15793}{15854}You’re challenged by my ideas! {15861}{15908}Ideas! Do you have any ideas? {15917}{16057}What I have is the future, Paul.|Roll up your Sasco wall plan and hang up your stapler! {16068}{16119}We’re entering the digital realm. {16127}{16236}Online surgery, paperless medicine,|digital disease, digital cure. {16247}{16341}This is year zero, people! Think digital! {16442}{16508}Ian Duncan to see Dr Pilfrey. {16551}{16640}That’s Nobby! Nobby’s my patient! {16685}{16810}- Is Dr Slippery not available?|- He’s not here today, I’m afraid. {16820}{16871}See? You’re not here today. {16885}{16978}Can I go into the consulting room|with him and... you know… {16985}{17052}- It’s all right. You wait here, darling.|- Okay. {17111}{17170}Lots and lots and lots and lots of love! {17387}{17472}Go home, Paul. Enjoy the day! {17557}{17605}These people need me! {18734}{18803}What is this? You should be at school! {18810}{18875}It's our art project!|It’s called "My Penis". {18890}{18957}- You should be at work!|- No, I should not be at work. {18967}{19058}It’s a Tuesday, and I should be at home,|reconnecting with my family {19065}{19130}while Estelle fulfills her potential. {19146}{19215}Yeah, it scares the crap out of you, doesn’t it? {19224}{19292}- No, it doesn’t!|- What? {19359}{19393}That’ll be the fridges! {20421}{20534}- Did they offer you a coffee?|- No, they didn’t. {20592}{20669}Okay, listen, it’s ding-ding,|all change around here. {20682}{20776}Some people are off to Scotland,|some people are going to Bristol, {20786}{20836}some people are going to be sent|even further away. {20845}{20921}It’s a time of managerial change. {20949}{21039}Only last week I was made|assistant head of human resources, {21057}{21143}but then next week I too|may have to go to Scotland. {21168}{21221}Sir, I don’t think I could go to Scotland… {21224}{21397}Eventually I’d have to go to Scotland.|Cause I don’t fit in with the Annabelle Goodwin’s lot. {21407}{21509}I am now and always will be the man|who „ordered the snails”. {21546}{21568}C’est la vie. {21597}{21635}Bristol. {21646}{21721}Do you want me to go to Bristol?|I didn’t know the job was in Bristol. {21728}{21788}- Oh no, you won’t be sent to Bristol!|- Oh, good. {21790}{21927}You won’t be sent anywhere.|You see, the job for which you applied has… {21949}{22009}...well, disappeared|in management restructuring. {22089}{22164}- So I’ve been fired?|- No! No, no, no, no, no! {22176}{22289}For us to fire you we had to have|taken you on in the first place. {22303}{22429}You see, essentially what we’re doing|is letting you go before taking you on. {22531}{22624}Sorry. Human resources. {22641}{22665}Yes. {22784}{22865}No, certainly, if you give me the paperwork,|I can deal with the problem. {22891}{23076}Right. Well, it’s probably going to be…|Wednesday? {23304}{23343}Sign here, please! {23348}{23433}No, I will not sign! I will not sign|because I didn’t order these fridges! {23433}{23514}- Dad, can I borrow a tenner?|- What would I want with 30 fridges? {23522}{23605}- 32.|- 32… No, no, don’t put that there! {23627}{23704}- Please, take them away!|- Cheers. ...
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